Harrison Bergeron was Shot After Escaping from Jail

Hannah Cheng

Extremely dangerous prisoner Harrison Bergeron, a genius and athlete was shot in the studio by Diana Moon Glampers after escaping from jail earlier today. 

Bergeron attacked the studio while a ballerina was reporting the news, he took over the national television station. He claimed to be the “emperor” and removed his handicaps. He then chose a ballerina as his “empress” and invited her for a dance in front of the television. He removed the ballerina and musician’s handicaps as well.

In the middle of the dance, Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio and fired twice at the “Emperor” and “Empress” with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun, Bergeron and the ballerina died instantly. Glampers also threatened the musicians, gave them ten seconds to put back their handicaps. Shortly after, the television was off-air.

Since this incident, there are more and more reports of citizen removing their handicaps, the nation is now out of control.