About Me

My name’s Sara, my friends call me Parker.


“We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” – Cat’s Cradle, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.” Joe Fox, You’ve Got Mail 


This short film is really good. Like, really good.


I really like music, books, and reading. I also have a thing for rom-coms, indie films, and that one Heinz ad with the dachshunds dressed as hot dogs. I would also like to visit every country in the world.



Quokkas, aka the happiest animals in the world, are native to a single island in Australia and have no fear of humans. They are also super freaking cute. Look at them! 

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