I was sitting alone at the table

Ready for a tense chess game

I was setting up for the game, putting the pieces together

I put on my glasses, then the game started

I moved my king and queens from one place to the other

then I moved myself from each side of the table

Playing a vicious game by myself, pretending that I was playing

with an actual partner. As the time went by, the game became very

intense, so intense that I had to fake a heart attack

And then I moved the chess board all the way to the back,

where I managed to then defeat my imaginary player

and win the best prize of them all. Now our game is over,

I have to now go home to my wife

who makes me live a long and happy life.