Tacky Tabloid Ballad

Chris got mad at Rihanna,
He was not being gentle,
She got scratches and bruises and covered with bandages,
Her face looked mental.

Because he punched her,
Everyone one was shocked,
She came out to public,
Chris Brown got mocked.

He learned his lesson,
Not to ever beat a female,
He’ll never dare to do it again,
Now he is a mocked male.