Jan
2016
Sammy the sperm story
I was born like any other sperm in the Testis hospital. My parents were in love with me as soon as they saw me. They named me Sammy. After a few days in the hospital i moved into the epididymis where I grew and grew and grew. I got pretty big. When I got old enough it was time for me to move out. So I packed my things and traveled along the Vas Deferens highway. I passed by lake bladder, where I used to go swimming as a child. So many good memories. After about a day’s journey I stopped and ate at the seminal vesical diner.After I was refreshed I kept going. At the Prostate Acid proofing. I got a nice clean of any urine. I was getting kind of nervous because after that I got on the urethra express way and there was no turning back. But I took a deep breath and got on. I got through fairly easily.
I finally got to vagina land. I swam up uterus ville where I would soon be moving with my egg. After a long and tiring journey I got to Oviduct road and turned left. I saw the most beautiful egg in the whole wide reproduction system. Her name was Ms. Ovum. It was love at first sight. Together we broke out of the egg’s membrane and planted ourselves in our new house along uterus ville. The end.