RAGING APE TRUAMATIZES SCHOOL CHILDREN

Jayden Fisher

Doctor Vern Douglas of the institute of gifted robot monkeys in Port Coquitlam, BC has recently lost his job due to one of his test subjects “Sly” terrorizing a group of children on a visiting school trip.

Whilst the children were passing the robot monkey, they noticed that the primate had thrown his in in progress pottery project at his glass pen.

As the children examined the chimp’s strange behavior Sly wrote “SSA” on the clay on his side of the glass.

Douglas has since apologized for his subjects’ actions but will not speak to press directly.

The robot primate has since been taken into custody by law enforcement officers.