“He took one last drag on his cigarette and snapped it away. Then with that faint, fleeting smile playing about his lips, he faced the firing squad; erect and motionless, proud and disdainful, Walter Mitty the Undefeated, inscrutable to the last.” With Walters last hope to stay live he comes up with an elaborate plan to distract the firing squad. He shouts “Hey, look over there”. The firing squad turns around and in a heartbeat Walter was bolting it into the busy streets. There is pandemonium in the firing squad as they are clueless and confused to what just happened…
“Stop Walter! What are doing?” said Mrs. Mitty. “Why are you running into the road like that? Don’t you know it’s dangerous?”
“Sorry wife, I just saw a hundred dollar bill in the street and I knew it had to be mine” said Walter. Ms. Mitty barely lets Walter finish his sentence and she was back, nagging at Walter. Walter looks down at the hundred dollar bill then looks back up at his nagging wife…
Walter wakes up in his king size after having a cozy sleep with his $15k bear blanket“Mr. Mitty your car is out front, where would you like to go” said his chauffeur. “Just take me anywhere as long as the weathers nice” said Walter. Hours into their trip Mitty says “Why did I hire you if you can’t even drive fast!” in an insolent tone. Walter exits the vehicle rakishly arriving at the finest restaurant in his town…
“Walter why would you bring us to this dump” said his Wife. I’m sorry I thought you would like to eat here for a change.