DOAS Monologue

Howard Loman

I am in life that is overshadowed by my older brother Biff. I love him, but my parents only care about him. I even tried to tell my parents that I am having a baby and they didn’t care. That is not the only problem with my family, my dad is crazy and he has weird flashbacks all the time, I’m embarrassed to be with him in public. I also still have to live with my depressing family, because I cannot keep a good job. The only thing I got going for me is that I’m sweet with the ladies and lie about my real life. I can get with chicks that are dating my bosses, and then I go to their weddings. Overall my goal in life is to move out west and start a farm with my brother, so I can work a real mans job. PS my nickname is Happy.