Kim Kardashian can’t stop eating

At first she was so skinny

But then she saw the pie

She put it in her mouth

And her skinniness said goodbye

When kanye saw her body

His eyes went real wide

She screamed stop looking at me

And ran to go and hide

When kanye finally found her

She slapped him in the face

Why did you do that he asked

Because I look like a disgrace

Why do you worry kimmy

Because you might take my Porsche

Don’t worry my silly girl

I only want a divorce