The Fascinating Results on the Study of Youth Humans

 article written by Tousot Suiolot

Due to the recent discovery of the planet Earth, I, Tousot Suiolot, have decided to go undercover on this planet as a young, what they call “teenager”.  The goal of this study was to find out how these people communicate and what sort of things they do in their lives.  I went undercover at an educational institution called a “high school” and observed and communicated with these teenagers.  All of these teenagers were very different; some were loud, some were quiet, some were sad and some were happy, some traveled in groups and some walked alone.  The number one concern of these teenagers seemed to be how many friends  they had and how well the other teenagers liked said teenager.  I am of course speaking for the majority of the teenagers for their is a lot of diversity and different feelings and opinions among this species.  During my time undercover, I managed to get invited to what they call a party. The teenagers had told me that there would be a lot of “booze” there.  I had no idea what “booze” was.  I managed to find out that booze was some kind of beverage that the teenagers thought was very good.  I went to this party and everybody at this party was drinking booze.  I did not drink it because I did not know what it was.  But as the teenagers began drinking it, they started getting a lot louder and more excited.  Even I was having a good time just because of the fact that everyone else was.  Later on I saw one teenager sitting all alone and he did not look as happy as the other teenagers.  I thought this was a good opportunity to ask him some questions to learn more about his species.  The conversation went something like this: Me:”Wazzzzzuuuuppppp!!!!!!!!” (a teenager greeting that I learned).  Teenager: “I’m not feeling good.  I drank too much and I am failing my classes.  I should not even be at this party right now, nobody here even likes me anyways.”  I walked away from this conversation to reflect on these findings. This conversation basically summed up all of my research for the rest of the study.  Teenagers just want to fit in with the rest of the teenagers, and it makes sense, we all just want to be liked.  This concludes the main results and observations of my undercover duties. I hope you find it as fascinating as I did.